Having seen umpteen photos of Machu Picchu in all its misty
glory, either online or from other peoples’ adventures, I was afraid that our
journey to the old Inca site would ultimately end in somewhat of an
anti-climax; that I would just not be as impressed as I’d hoped when I actually
saw it for myself. But thankfully, I was proved very much in the wrong!
Our longest bus journey yet, 18 hours, brought us to Cusco.
Not that bad, considering we had full cama seating, meaning 170° reclining
seats wide enough for quite a fat person in a little compartment on the lower
floor of the bus, separated from the rest by a little door, that made you feel
like you were flying business class…which I have never done by the way. We had
a few movies, some hot food which, on the airplane theme very closely resembled
plane food and after yet more Valium (Kev took 4 this time, I think he has a
problem….) we dozed off to a restful enough sleep. Once we arrived in Cusco and got to our
hostel, The Hitchhikers Backpackers Hostel, we had ourselves a wander around
the very beautiful city, a mix of Inca and Colonial architecture and
immediately began seeking out information on the various treks to Machu Picchu.
We were informed that the Salkantay Trek, and 4-5 day hike through monstrous
mountain terrain was off due to the consistent rain over recent days. This news
came with a mixture of disappointment and intrigue, as we had our hearts set on
doing this trek, yet we had also been told about the more “gentle” and more
varied trek called the Jungle Trek. This trek was very much piquing my interest
with its promises of river rafting, zip lining to name but a few activities.
And possibly the lure of there being no camping involved, purely hostels.
Having met up with our travel buddy Clarence, we decided on a company (there
are hundreds, all promising the same thing!) and handed over the USD$253 which
was an all-inclusive price – all activities, all accommodation, most meals,
entrance to Machu Picchu and the climb of Huaynapicchu. Not sure whether or not
we were being ripped off, we set ourselves up for a 6.30am wake-up the next
morning. One would thus think that a night on the booze was not on the cards,
but we found ourselves propping up the bar of Paddy’s Bar until the wee hours….
Day 1 – Sporting a hangover that would floor a bull, we
reluctantly arose the next morning and met Rene, our eccentric local guide, who
brought us our van, complete with mountain bikes on top, ready for our first
adventure. Here we met some of our companions on the trek, Eli from Paraguay
and her Aussie boyfriend Nick, Diego from Mexico and Angel, a man from the
Basque country of Spain. Later on we were joined by another Nick, this time
from Germany and another German, a girl called Kathrin. This completed our
posse and off we set towards the town of Ollantaytambo in the Inca Sacred
Valley. As it was a 3 hour bus journey, the conversation and jokes soon started
flying as we drove up beautiful winding mountain roads, past waterfalls, ruins
and thriving farmland. As we ascended further towards an altitude of over
4000m, we became surrounded by mist and rain. This, we thought would made the
bike ride back down the mountain an exhilarating, if not scary experience, as
there isn’t much to protect you from the hundred-odd foot drop to your left! Decked
out in waterproof ponchos, hi-vis vests, helmets, elbow pads and knee pads,
looking very much like a group of school kids on tour we set off on our 15km
downhill cycle. Dodgy gears and brakes were rampant, so despite the awesome
views as we descended down through the clouds, we were all very happy when the
journey came to an end in a little village outside Santa Maria. Having
free-wheeled through stream after stream and through some muddy roadworks, we
were wet down to our socks and were all sporting mud-freckles. Back into dry
clothes, we were brought to Santa Maria, the first stop on our trip. We had
lunch and were supposed to do some river rafting after that, but we were told
that due to the river swell thanks to torrential rain of late, the river posed
a bit too much of a threat to us novices, so we were promised that we’d be
brought out the next morning when it had reduced somewhat. What else to do then
but to go knacker-drinking in the basketball court of the local school, and
make a general nuisance of ourselves. An impromptu night of pool and shots of
Inca Pussies, Kryptonites and some flavour of Absolut Vodka followed before we
fell into bed. I say fell, and mean it quite literally – I fell down two steps
coming out of the loo and hobbled into bed convinced I had broken my ankle.
Before the mountain biking madness began |
Santa Maria |
Day 2 – A short, sharp knock on the door far too early the
next morning signalled the beginning of our rafting adventure. I stumbled my
way down town for brekkie and in the pissings of rain we were brought to our
rafting destination. Sure enough, the rain swollen river was the colour of
diarrhoea and was raging more than an angry swarm of bees. I felt that my life
jacket would only be enough to briefly keep me afloat in the event of falling
overboard, but I thought “to hell with it”; may as well get wet rafting, than
get slowly soaked while trekking the 8 hour trek that was ahead of us. Plucking
up the courage from God knows where, we were coached in rafting commands and
before long we were paddling our way over Class 3 rapids and swells. The
scenery en route was stunning, and our paddling skills were being keenly
monitored by the dozens of workmen on the shore who were rebuilding roads and
bridges after the devastation caused by the floods of 2010. Being water-whipped
in the face and coasting over stomach-churning rapids, we were wet, but very,
very happy at our experience; the only drawback being the loss of one of each
of our flip-flops, yet Nick managed to fish out both of his. I resigned myself
to the fact that my precious Havianas were making their way towards some
backwater where some 10-year olds with a fishing net would have themselves some
treasure.
After the rafting, missing a flip flop! |
After drying off and changing, the next step was the trek
through the mountains, past banana trees and coca plants. We stopped off in a
jungle shack to get a lesson on fruits, plants, to taste some chocolate, to get
our faces painted with the orange goo from the inside of some plant and to
dress up in traditional costumes to the point where we all looked pretty
frickin’ ridiculous. The trek wasn’t exactly tough, just long and tiring and
with a sprained ankle, swollen up to the point where I had a “cankle”, it was a
bit of a challenge. The views were awesome as we walked along narrow little pathways
on the sides of steep mountains, with the rapids of the Rio Urubamba carving
out the valley floor below us. There were several bride-crossings involved,
some on rickety bridges that looked like they wouldn’t support as much as a
hairy llama and others that were sturdy enough, but wobbled like hell if you
didn’t walk exactly in the middle. En route, Rene pointed out some spiders,
only as big as a small fist to be fair but enough to send my skin crawling,
some millipedes and painted beetles which were so brightly coloured and
beautiful. Our final river crossing was a pulley system, where an ancient
looking man pulled you across the river on what can only be described as a
glorified bucket suspended on a wire cable. Our treat at the end of Day 2 however
was 1.5 hours of soaking our tired, weary bodies in the natural hot spring
baths of Santa Teresa, our second stop; possibly the most heaven-sent feeling
after walking until your feet are blistered and you’re just covered in a layer
of grime and sweat. Nice. The air was thick with the “oohs” and “aahs” of all
the other weary travellers and sniggers from the locals who were either perving
on the ladies or just taking the piss out of us gringos.
That night, post dinner, we were treated to some revolting
local hooch to “help digest our meal”. Three shots in total, one called Inca
Tequila, which I believe is stronger than Poitin, one with some curdled-looking
yellow stuff with chilies in it and the third was just sugar and water,
designed so that you don’t throw up after shot # 2. Thus, after some adult
drinking games to put it gently, the night ended with Kev forgetting where we
were staying and German Nick and I treating the club to a dance rendition of
Gangham Style. Enough said.
Day 3 – With the grace of God, and Rene’s good humour, we
were granted a later wake up on the third morning in time for zip lining – what
better way to shake a hangover than throwing yourself off a mountain and over a
river valley while wearing a nappy-like harness and hanging on for dear life.
My fear of heights didn’t really kick in here surprisingly; I was shaking, but
that was more so due to the aftermath of the Inca Tequila I’d imagine. There
were 5 lines, the last one the longest at 510m long. The real challenge was the
suspended rope bridge we were required to walk along afterwards, being
connected to the cable “handrails” by some rope and carabiners. Wobbly as hell
and scary considering that to look at your feet to see where you’re going,
you’re also looking at the hefty drop below you through the trees and down to
the jungle floor. Once this challenge was over, we were comforted by the
knowledge that all that was required of us that day was a 3-hour hike to the
town of Aguas Calientes – the Machu Picchu stopover town. We had a bite to eat,
what we could manage on our dodgy stomachs at the train stop of Hidroelectrica
and walked the rest of the way to Aguas Calientes along the train tracks.
Memories of the movie “Stand By Me” came to mind as we joked and sang our way
along the tracks and jumped into the hedgerows as the Peru Rail trains alerted
us to their presence on the tracks. Aguas Calientes is a pretty, charming
little town surrounded by colossal mountains and situated on the raging river,
which was all but washed away in the 2010 floods. The town was pretty much
built purely for tourism to Machu Picchu, as the ruins are literally hidden
away just above your head as you look up and to the east. For the first time in
3 days we had a HOT shower and took it easy that night with the knowledge that
our trek to Machu Picchu would begin at 4.30am the next morning.
Kev, giving it his best zip line |
Day 4 – Eli kindly knocked on the door to wake us up the
next morning. Bleary-eyed and grumpy, we walked in the dark towards the 1785
steps, steep and uphill towards the entrance of Machu Picchu. After an hour of
huffing, puffing, and sweating out all the previous days’ alcohol intake, we
arrived at the entrance where there was already a queue forming. We looked at
the travellers arriving by bus with an over-whelming sense of resentment as we
had to change our tops as they were so sweat-soaked. If only sweating profusely
would mean that I’d lose some of this beer belly I wouldn’t mind so much….
We met our guide Miguel (Rene had to hot-step it back to
Cusco that morning) at the entrance and he described the mind boggling history
of the ruins as we walked around, peering into the mist, watching the majesty
of the whole site appear before our eyes. The best views of the day were at
around 9-10am when the clouds cleared enough to see the entire site, yet some
wispy clouds remained, clinging to the sides of the ruins, adding to the
mysterious beauty of the whole place. At 10am, we took ourselves up the steep
mountain of Huaynapicchu – that big cone shaped mountain in the back of all those
classic photos. There’s such an amazing view to be had, once you conquer the
perilous climb, not only of Machu Picchu itself (which appears to resemble a
condor from that height), but also the 360° view of the entire mountain range
and the river valley that surrounds the sacred site. It’s easy to see why the
Incas treated this place with such reverence; the natural beauty here is breath-taking
and all you can hear is the muted roar of the river below as it winds its way
around the valley. Walking through the ruins, the masonry is something to be
venerated, considering the sheer size and weight of the white granite stones
used to build the houses and temples, which fit so tightly together that there
was no need for mortar. How they managed to carve these stones 700 years ago so
that they fit so perfectly is beyond me, and I don’t think the guides know
either! So, therein began the running joke that it was all aliens… We got
soaked to the skin later on that afternoon, walking to see the Inca Bridge (2
planks of wood over a small cliff drop), so we gladly paid the USD$9 bus ticket
fare back to Aguas Calientes, to warmth and dry clothing, all be it during a
power cut.
the ruins emerging from the morning mist |
The classic shot! |
We departed Aguas Calientes that evening on the train back
to Ollantaytambo with huge smiles of satisfaction on our faces. We had done it;
completed the 4 day journey, taken the photos we had coveted since we arrived
in South America and we had a bloody good time doing it too! We made some great
friends, had some good laughs and did some really fun activities so that it
seemed more like an adventure than an arduous 4 day pilgrimage to the site. Considering
how wrecked, sore, weak and blistered we were after our trek, we wondered if
we’d ever have made it through the tough Salktantay Trek after all. Back to
Cusco very satisfied and ready for a warm bed and well-deserved Cuba Libre!
Where we stayed in Cusco:
The Hitchhikers Backpackers Hostel
How much?: $15 per person, per night, private room, private
bathroom.
Pirwa Hostel http://www.pirwahostelsperu.com/
How much?: $12.50 per person, per night, private room,
private bathroom.
Company we used for the Jungle Trek: Inca World Peru
(in Pirwa hostel)
How much?: $253 all-inclusive.